New Years Resolution(s?)

Every year, billions of folks make resolutions for the new year. I'm not even kidding guys. Billions of people do it. I don't. Ever. Because I can barely remember what I had for breakfast. Or, and this is embarrassing, I have been known to forget my own birthday. Let alone the same resolutions for 365 days. Goodness, can you imagine???

Well, this year is different. I am making a resolution. Just one. And I thought I would share it with all of you. So here it is:

In the year 2013 (on the Gregorian calendar) I will be whoever I want to be and I will do whatever it is I want to do (within reason). I won't let silly resolutions control any time of my life and I will simply do whatever makes me happy. I don't need a resolution to make my life better. That's MY job.