Thursday, January 29, 2015

You Belong With Me

I could take all of the tears
That I have cried today
And make myself a river
And start floating your way

I could take all of the thoughts
That I have had of you
And make with them a cloud
And float on down to you

I could take all of the smiles
For which you have been the cause
And the ones upon your face
That make my heart pause

And I could take all of the love
That you have given, I've received
And say without a single doubt
That you belong with me

Friday, January 23, 2015

How to Get Away with Stuff in High School: A Step by Step Guide

Step 1: Cheat. Cheating will make your classmates hate you, but get you the grades you don't deserve. And you're all about entitlement, aren't you?

Step 2: Be a cheerleader or a football player. It's a scientific fact (in a poll I took) that you can get away with literally anything and everything if you are a cheerleader or a football player. Don't worry, your classmates will hate you for this, too. Don't have many friends? This is probably why.

Step 3: Have a parent who is a teacher. In another poll I took, it was proven that students who have parents who are teachers get away with non- teacher's children. But, once again, your classmates are going to hate you.

Step 4: Understand that it is going to eventually catch up to you. You're going to get caught. Hopefully in college, where cheating can get you kicked out of the class indefinitely.

Step 5: Stop trying to get away with things and just do the right thing. It honestly isn't that hard.

Thursday, January 22, 2015