How to Get Away with Stuff in High School: A Step by Step Guide

Step 1: Cheat. Cheating will make your classmates hate you, but get you the grades you don't deserve. And you're all about entitlement, aren't you?

Step 2: Be a cheerleader or a football player. It's a scientific fact (in a poll I took) that you can get away with literally anything and everything if you are a cheerleader or a football player. Don't worry, your classmates will hate you for this, too. Don't have many friends? This is probably why.

Step 3: Have a parent who is a teacher. In another poll I took, it was proven that students who have parents who are teachers get away with non- teacher's children. But, once again, your classmates are going to hate you.

Step 4: Understand that it is going to eventually catch up to you. You're going to get caught. Hopefully in college, where cheating can get you kicked out of the class indefinitely.

Step 5: Stop trying to get away with things and just do the right thing. It honestly isn't that hard.